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how many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh
ten-tickles

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O.o
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some things we can never really outgrow
im cRYING BLOOD
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They’re like, 12
– The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via kingslayer-)(via jenasaurus)
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that is a plant, it doesn’t know how to use an atm machine. i bet it doesn’t even know where it is right now. every year trillions of plants are being kidnapped from their families and taken to unknown facilities where they are bound by what humans call “pots” leaving them paralyzed for the rest of their lives. 1 reblog= 1 prayer
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imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too
too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe
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just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.
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